Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I’ll stay with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I may also stay with ur sister.
Why will we all marry? Because romance just isn’t the one ingredient of life. We also needs to know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Marry Someone Who Can COOK LOVE Fades, HUNGER Doesn’t 😛
Banta ask santa: what’s going to you advise your youngsters about marriage? Santa declares: I am going to by no means marry in my life and I am going to give similar recommendation to my youngsters additionally.
How Cute! A Boy & A Girl Were Playing Hide-Seek.. She Sent A SMS:” If You Find Me, You Can Marry Me.. If You Can’t I am Hidden In D Shed”.!
Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House…? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car…? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But… Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (speaking To Himself) I Have One Villa, three Property Lands, three Ferrari […]
Why Government do NOT permit a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you may NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for a similar Mistake.
Sardar chosen a brief woman to marry. Why? Because guru ji advised him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P
Luv means 2 c sum1 wid closed eyes, 2 miss sum1 in crowd, 2 discover sum1 in evry thought, 2 stay four sum1 however make sure dat sum1 z solely ONE.
Wife: If I die what’s going to u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry once more after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Husband spouse watching an IPL match collectively: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, that is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, one other wicket. Husband: No, that is only a replay of the final one. Wife: Hmm, appears to be like like India goes to win this one. Husband: […]
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: “Where d Hell Are You … ?” Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn’t Have Money That Time n I stated “Baby It’ll Be Yours 1 Day … ” O:) Wife, […]
TAJ MAHAL the image of affection.. however the different lesser recognized info: 1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th spouse out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz’s husband to marry her. three) Mumtaz died in her 14th supply. four) He then married mumtaz’s sister. Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???
Having 1 youngster makes you a dad or mum however having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship through which 1 particular person is at all times proper and the opposite is at all times husband. You cannot purchase love however you pay closely for it. Wife and husband at all times compromise, husband admits that he is flawed and spouse too agrees […]
Husband texts to spouse on cell.. “Hi,what r u doing Darling?” Wife: I am dying..! Husband jumps with pleasure however varieties “Sweet Heart, how can I stay with out U?” Wife: “U fool! I am dying my hair..” Husband: “Bloody English Language!
Wife known as her husband Wife: honey the place are you? Husband: I am on the financial institution. Wife: pricey, please I would like 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to purchase a gown. Husband: sorry, I meant I used to be on the “financial institution” of a river. Do you need fish to prepare dinner?
If you marry one girl, She will struggle with you. But, when you marry 2 ladies, They will struggle for you. Think totally different. Add spouse, have life :p
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend earlier than marriage ?? Wife stays silent Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De.
Husband : I discovered Aladin’s lamp at present. 😛 . Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? 😀 . . Husband : I requested him to extend your mind ten instances.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u a lot.. :-* . Did he do this ?? . Husband : He laughed and stated multiplication […]
A loving relationship is one through which the beloved one is free to be himself to snicker with me, however by no means at me; to cry with me, however by no means due to me; to like life, to like himself, to like being beloved. Such a relationship is predicated upon freedom and might by no means develop in a […]
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
You Are A Man That I Can Marry Every Year, I Never Regret Being With You And This Year I Promise To Make You Even More Proud For Having Me As Your Wife. Happy New Year to my dearest hubby/husband.
An aged husband and spouse go to their physician after they start forgetting little issues. Their physician tells them that many individuals discover it helpful to put in writing themselves little notes. When they get house, the spouse says, “Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And possibly write […]
Husband to a newly wed spouse! I may go to the tip of the world for you Wife:Thanks,however promise me you’ll keep there for the remainder of your life.
spouse:honey,what r u wanting four? husband: nothing spouse:why have u been studying our marriage certificates four an hour ? husband: i used to be simply wanting four the expiry date
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?” Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, fundamental pehle hello pareshan hun ok woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
Wife:-I’ll die. Husband:- I may also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because fundamental itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
Husband was significantly ailing. Doc to spouse :- Give him wholesome breakfast, be nice & in gud temper, dont talk about ur issues, no television serial, dont demand new garments & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he might be okay. On the best way house.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife […]
Wife got here house with a goat. Husband requested”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hello poch raha hon”
A profitable marriage is predicated On give & take: Where husband offers cash, Gifts, attire n spouse takes it & Where spouse offers advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!
One day a boy requested his girlfriend 2 marry her. The woman gave him a problem to stay a day with out her, solely then she is going to marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has solely 24 hours life left. becoz she was ailing. after 24 […]
Love urself , Flirt with ur understanding, Romance with goals, Get engaged with simplicity, Marry genuiness, Divorce the ego.. Thats Good Life..
Nothing on this world Could ever be As great because the love You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very shiny, simply figuring out you are my darling spouse(Husband). Happy Wedding Anniversary