2 sardar have been fixing a bomb in a automobile. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes whereas fixing. sardar 2 : Don’t fear, I’ve a another.
Relationship is like a Garden It’s stunning when watered with Love, Hugs, Tears & Cheers But It dries up if left untouched Stay in contact along with your love ones
Do not make your purpose just like the backyard as a result of everybody stroll on it But make your purpose just like the sky so everybody want to contact it.
WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a 12 months,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 eight hrs each day sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr each day enjoying means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs each day for consuming means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr speaking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left […]
Am Going To U.S.A. . . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days . . . Surprised? ? ? ? After 2 Days it is 1st April, U r 1st Fool Of 2018
Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going four a assembly. They noticed a Jin. Jin stated: As i fulfill three needs at a time But u r three individuals so i’ll fulfill 1 want for every. Clerk stated: Send me to America with a lot of cash clerk disappears. (want fulfilled) Officer stated: Send me […]
I instructed GOD let all my mates be wholesome and pleased ceaselessly! GOD stated:But for four days solely! I stated:Yes, allow them to be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day! GOD stated:No. three days! I stated:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw! GOD stated:No. 2 days! I stated:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)! GOD stated:No.Just […]
Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : “solely examination days”
Someone requested a girls r u a working girl or a housewife? Her reply , “sure i’m a ful time working housewife, I work 24 hours a day… I’m an alarm clock,a prepare dinner, a maid,a trainer,a waiter,a nanny,a nurse,a handyman,a safety officer,a counsellor and a comforter. I do not get holidays, sick go away or […]
A person went to the Police Station wishing to talk with the burglar who had damaged into his home the night time earlier than. Youll get your probability in court docket, stated the Police officer. No, no no! stated the person. I wish to understand how he obtained into the home with out waking my spouse. Ive been attempting […]
New Days, New Time, New Moments Ahead Are Waiting For You, May These 365 Days Light Up Your Life, Happy New Year 2018!
Take excellent care of your self, buddy. We hope to see you up and working and again at backyard once more. The place simply isn”t the identical with out you.
If I had a single flower for each time I considered you I might stroll in my backyard ceaselessly, by no means discovering the tip.
The most unfulfilled need Of all science college students is A bomb ought to have Fallen as an alternative of An apple on newton!
95 days after my start, I knew who’s my mother. 90 days after my first syllable, I knew what phrases are. 30 minutes after my beloved one left me, I knew what tears are. 25 ft off from the bottom over the cliff, I knew what it’s to be alive. 20 days after […]
Take excellent care of your self, buddy. We hope to see you up and working and again at backyard once more. The place simply isnât the identical with out you
Never blame any day in your life. Good days give u happiness, Bad days give u expertise. Worst days give u a lesson. Have a good morning and nice day forward.
I” M” A PoLice Officer.. & U r Under arrest Because U r So Cute and Being So Cute Is a Crime. Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..
If mates have been flowers I might not decide you! I will allow you to develop in the backyard & domesticate you with love and care so I can hold you as a buddy 4ever!!
Girl:Its 2 tight Boy:Dont fear,Ill do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I cant, Gal:Its painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . Well purchase new WEDDING RING!
The hours turned to days, days to weeks, and weeks to months. Nothing has modified, I am nonetheless in love and you are still gone.
Police Officer: I arrest folks, But, once I go residence, I am below home arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to college students, But, once I go residence, I get Lectured hourly, by spouse CEO: I am the Boss, But, once I go residence, I all the time really feel like an worker, by spouse Judge: I give Justice, however […]
Receive Warm Happy New Year Greetings And This Is Also To Wish You Prosperity In All Of Your Endeavors. May Every Time You Visit Your Garden For A Harvest Be Able To Fill Your Basket With All That Your Heart Wishes.
Make your life a home your coronary heart can reside in. With a door that’s open to obtain mates. And a backyard filled with recollections ¦ of many good issues.
Wats d peak of hope?? It is: sittin in d examination corridor, holdin d query paper in hand n tellin ur self “dude,dnt fear. Exams wil get postponed!”
A single rose could be my backyard A single buddy, my world.
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the woman.. Girl says No expensive not all this earlier than marriage.. Boy: Dont fear darling I’m already married.:p
Question: “How to kill an ant?” Asked in an examination for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outdoors the ant’s gap After consuming, ant will seek for some water close to a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself close to fireplace, When it reaches […]
Positive-thinking poem: Little chook in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don’t be concerned u do not cry, U simply thank God that, Cows don’t fly Always b constructive
Lab pai aati hai dua ban ok tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar ok liye ghar se nikal ker jaon, Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon! Na koi bomb ok dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko, muft important jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko! Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash […]
If your street is gorgeous then fear concerning the vacation spot, in case your vacation spot is gorgeous then don’t be concerned concerning the street…
“Never design your character like a backyard the place anybody can stroll . Design your character just like the sky the place everybody need to achieve.” (HITLER)
Never Blame A Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods’ Blessings.. Good Morning