How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks laborious & involves a conclusion: I am going to drink poison n let lion eat me.
In an African Safari,A LION immediately bounced on Santa’s spouse. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I am altering d battery of my digicam..
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a aircraft. You drop one outdoors. How many are left? Applicant: That’s straightforward, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to place an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the 4 steps to place a deer into […]
Question : Why do ladies shut their eyes whereas kissing a man? Guess¦ Guess . . . Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
In race between lion & deer, Many time deer wins. Because lion runs four meals & deer four life. Remember; ”Purpose is extra essential than want”
If you count on the world to be truthful with you since you are truthful with them, It is like anticipating a lion to not eat you since you do not eat lion.
As the Fajar azan begins And the first holy quick begins May Allah bless you with happiness and style your own home with heat & peace.
Alphabet “O” stand for Opportunity, Which is absent in “yesterday” Available as soon as in “Today” And Thrice in “Tomorrow” So Stay Positive Always.
Sardar 2 pal: Guess what number of cash I’ve in my pocket? Friend:If I assume proper, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I’ll give each of them
Some relationships are like TOM & JERRY. They tease one another, knock down one another, irritate one another, however cannot stay with out one another.
Good buddies are like tom & jerry generally crap retains them aside, however they at all times come again collectively! ship this to all of your favorite buddies..
A Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With A Single Step. Then, You Get In A Car And Go To The Airport. It Doesn’t Take That Long :p
The hassle with a Rat race is that even when u win, u are nonetheless a Rat. So Always run with Lions. No matter even when u r defeated, u are nonetheless a Lion.
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the total type of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
Y do maintain palms throughout their marriage ceremony? Its a formality similar to two boxers shaking palms earlier than the struggle begins!
A person is aware of he’s rising outdated as a result of he begins to seem like his father.
Love begins with a smile Grows with a kiss And Ends with a teardrop
I actually dont know what to say Nothing I assume Because something that comes out of my thoughts, you interpret to a lie . . . thanks for trusting me
Woman’s guess is far more correct than a man’s certainty — Rudyard Kipling
I assume that I am da loser Cause u hav discovered some1 new But I am nonetheless right here, nonetheless on their own Just crying over u
SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO ..
Alone? I will be ur shadow. Want to cry? Here’s my shoulder. Need a hug? I am going to maintain you tight. Bcoz the place ur power ends, My value of being ur love begins.
The most romantic nation of the world..? . . guess! . . O sure! it is Pakistan u know y? ? ? har raat candle gentle dinner (because of kesc)
Smile is accomplished When It begins with you Lips, Reflects in your Eyes, & Ends with a glow in your Face I Wish U many many Smiling Moments in ur life.
Santa cuts sides of the capsule earlier than taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To keep away from the negative effects!
Sardarji is just not sleeping along with his spouse! nowadays Guess why? as a result of anyone had instructed him that it’s improper to sleep with married ladies.
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. 🙁 Guess why ? bcoz there it was written “Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
When issues end up dangerous and your power is not sufficient to hold them. You mustn’t ever hand over, trigger when your power ends, my value is your pal begins.
Happy New Year Greetings And This Is To Wish You Jubilation As The New Year Begins Which Contains The Joy And Happiness That You Have Been Waiting For All Along. It’s Time To Be Warm At Heart And Being In Smiles.
“When issues are so massive and your power is not sufficient to hold them, do not hand over. Cause Where your power ends, the grace of ALLAH begins.”
Just had an x-ray taken. Guess what they discovered? It was U safely stucked in my coronary heart. They stated my coronary heart is okay with U in it. Remove U and Im DEAD!
Let me guess what U R doing… Reading e book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and studying my SMS na.!! Oh now U R smiling.
Girls misuse it! fashions promote it! photograhers cage it! medical doctors recommendation it! dying freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what’s that? It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!