Teacher to sleepy pupil: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its appropriate. JAMES WATT. Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge 😛
Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (three)potatoes price Rs three/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How are you aware? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs previous and he or she is half mad.
Behind each profitable pupil there is a Good Teacher But What about Failed pupil? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER…!
Teacher :What occurred in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What occurred in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was 4 years previous.
Sardar english ok paper most important fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I am not a mango man 2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. Colda & hota r fruits three.Mujhey bhi english ati hay English comes 2 me additionally four.do ro do chaar. give and provides 4. 5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se […]
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing within the discipline” Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing within the discipline” Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
This is Student Life Definitions Altered 😀 SPEED : Getting prepared in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one task however in completely completely different manner PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can current one reply in 5 other ways for five completely different questions 😀 EDITING : Your report incorporates atleast 5 pages lower than the individual from […]
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s onerous work what can we get on 15th August. Student:A vacation
Question by a pupil !! If a single trainer cannot educate us all the topics, Then… How may you anticipate a single pupil to study all topics ?
Height of Good Luck …! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down 😀
Kuchh adhuri khwahishon ka silsila hai zindagi, Manzilon se ek musalsal fasala hai zindagi ! Mere darwaze pe dastak de ke chhup Jane ka khel, Kab talak khelegi eh kya bachpana hai zindagi ! Tere afsane to mai sunta raha Hun baraha, Naam kya tune kabhi mera suna hai zindagi ! Zinda Hun doston ki […]
Teacher: If u tel me the place is God? I’l reward u 100 rupees. Student: however I am going to give u tens of millions if u inform me the place God is not!
The funniest state of affairs in pupil life after we do not know what to put in writing within the examination paper n the supervisor comes and says, “please cowl your reply sheet” 😛
Tujhe Pyar Mera Satayega Aksar. Yaado ke toofa uthayega aksar. Zikar mera karne se pehle. tu Kuch soch ke muskrayega aksar. Mera Naam likh kar Kitabo most important apni. tu Logon ke dar se Mitayega Aksar. Baatein Meri yaad ayengi itni. Jitna tu unhain Bhulayega Aksar.
Teacher says to pupil, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give related instance. Student: Sir, I like you & You love your daughter, It signifies that I like your daughter.
Science trainer : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka assault ho to make use of lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student : par sir use assault kaise dilaya jaye?.
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. > > ‘Student should not Cheaters we simply actually take pleasure in having the Same solutions..’ 😉 B-)
apne dil ki awaz solar afwaon se kaam na ley mujhe yaad kar beshak mera naam na ley tera weham hai ke hum bhool gaye tujhe meri koi sans aisi nahi jo tera naam na ley.
Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first within the class Student : Mind u, Sir, however at ur age hitler commited suicide
Aaj jo Tanha hai Woh Pardes Mein Zaroor Mujh ko us Ney Socha ho ga Khuvabon aur Khyaalon Mein Mera hello Chehra Tarasha Ho ga Raah Chaltey jo us ko Mera khyaal Aaya Ho ga Aik Nazar Ruk ke Asmaan Pe Chand ko Dekha Ho ga Jab Saath They to Roz hello larti Thi Mujh […]
Principal : I attempted ur quantity so many occasions, it mentioned switched off…! STUDENT mentioned :”ya. it is my CALLER TUNE” Principal shock…! Student rocks….! B-)
A really previous girl trainer of English ask this query with the category: When I say “I’m stunning”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the previous tense after all.
The mediocre trainer tells. The good trainer explains. The superior trainer demonstrates. The nice trainer evokes. William A. Ward
The man informed his physician that he wasn’t capable of do All the issues across the House that he used to do. When the examination was Complete, He mentioned: “now, doc, i can take It. Tell me in plain english what is incorrect with me.” “Well, in plain english,” The physician replied, “you are simply lazy […]
Let Every Teacher Teach The Student How To Love This Nation, Let Every Parent Instill In His Or Her Sons And Daughters The Beauty Of Our Nation. Happy Republic Day.
The style of Oranges The stroll in Frost The Golden daylight The great thing about Autumn colours The magic of moist pink leaves… “Happy Slow Arrival of Winter”
Surkh gulab ok sare mausam tere naam, Har subha ka pehla ujala tere naam, Teri yaad ka behta darya mere liye, Behti jheel most important phool KANWAL ka tere naam, Jitnay khawab Khuda ne mere naam likhay, Un khawabon ka resha resha tere naam, Tere bina jo umr betai beet gai, Ab is umr ka baqi […]
TEACHER: what is the completely different between downside and problem???? STUDENT:3boys+1girl=downside 1boy+3girls=problem..
By anticipating a unfavorable reply, Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, damaged promise?” To fulfill his lady, the boy reply a unfavorable reply: “Nothing of those, I have never executed.”
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Misuse of English! A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard & mentioned: “Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D