Ramadan Mubarak 2018 Wishes, Messages, Quotes, Status, Greetings and Shayari

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Kon ziyadah khobsorut hay – Misc SMS Jokes


  • Mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho…..
  • Kya yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms karte ho , kya tum mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho…..









  • A or T ka kiya rishta howa ?
  • “A” ki Biwi “B”, “B” ki Bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”, “V” ka dada “G” “G” ki biwi “Okay”, “Okay” ki beti “T”, To batao ‘A” or “T” ka kya rishta ha ??? Answer= Husband & Wife





  • Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
  • Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, hame lagti hai ye rasam bari pyari, ye sms milte hello ek sms bhej dena, kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari






  • Aaj aap k paas aaney ko G karta hai
  • Tamam gham bhool janey ko G karta hai aaj, Muskuranay ko G karta hai, Bohut G liiye sahare aap ki yadoon okay, Aaj aap okay paas aaney ko G karta hai









  • Tumhain koi yaad karta hay
  • Usy ye baat samjhao tumhain koi yad karta hai, kabhi to milne ajao tmhy koi yad karta hai. Hamare sheher se jab tm gye thy hum ne na roka, hamare dil se mat jao tmhy koi yaad karta hai. Tumhare naam ki har shay wahin mojud hai lekin, kabhi khud bi chale aao tumhe koi […]









  • Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon
  • Main apna aj apna kal thumara nam karta hoon, primary apne javen ka her aik pal tumharay naam karta hoon, Samait sako homosexual na jisay tum ta qayamat, Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon.






  • K lab jab bhi kholta meri guftugu karta
  • Kash koi aisa ahal-e-dil hota jo meri arzu karta, Khoo jati agar primary kahin, to meri justuju karta, Mein us kay zehan-o-dil primary kuch is tarah sama jati, Okay lab jab bhi kholta meri guftugu karta,









  • Kese Bhool Gaya WO
  • Kese Bhoool gaya wo guzre huwe din Lagta nahi tha us ka dil mere bin Dosto se kaha karta tha wo b, Kiya ye b ji sakta hai mere bin Mazaq ban jaya karta tha jo Doston mein khud ko tanha samjta tha wo mere bin Isse hade diwangi kahoon ya pagalpan tasawar me wo […]









  • Taras gaye aapke deedar ko
  • Taras gaye aapke deedar ko, Dil phir bhi aap okay liye dua karta hai, Hum se to acha aap okay ghar ka aaina hai, Jo rooz aapko dekha to karta hai…









  • Har waqt tum ko yaad karta hu
  • Har waqt tum ko yaad karta hu, Ha primary tumsein pyaar karta hu, Kyun tum mujhse khafa ho, Main tumhi pai to marta hu. I really like you









  • TEHREER MEIN THA
  • Ye jo shafaaf sa ik aks us jheel mein tha, Koi chehra tha magar chaand ki tamseel mein tha, Yaad karta hu kahan bhool okay aya hu usay, Aisa hello aks meri soch ki zambeel mein tha, Baat kia thi ye mujhe achi tarah yaad nahi, Haan aap ka zikr b tha aur bari tafseel […]









  • Happiness depends solely upon what you think
  • Remember, happiness does not rely on who you’re or what you will have, it relies upon solely upon what you assume. (Dale Carnegie)









  • Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
  • Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta Arey¦ Marne ki baat to door rahi Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta









  • Make for me a place within your heart
  • Make for me a spot inside your coronary heart On which I can rely. For solely you Touch the traditional wellsprings of my tears, Home by means of all of the wanderings of my years, Eden that no different can renew, Root I can’t rend by means of rage or artwork.









  • A good friendship does not depend
  • friendship doesn’t depend upon how good understanding we’ve. But it relies on how higher we keep away from Misunderstandings.









  • Coolest mom of the millenium
  • Coolest mother of the millenium: Girl: mother, i would like some recent air.. Can i’m going for a stroll? Mom: sure, however inform your “recent air” to drop you dwelling by 9 pm..!! 😛 awara beti ki awara amma. . . 😀









  • Meri dua hai tum naik seerat ho
  • Meri dua hai tum naik seerat ho Tera dil teri tarhan khoobsurat ho, Mil jaye har cheez tujhay dua say pehlay khud dua ko tere hathoon ki zaroorat ho









  • Explain the word “Automatically”
  • Explain the phrase “Automatically” ? ? ? ? ? ? ? nahin pata? OK okay I’ll clarify agar koi ganji larki rakshay primary baithi ho to us ko kehte hain “Auto_me_takli”









  • Aakhri Khuwahish
  • Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai??? Mujrim ek cellular nokia n81, 5 carore rupay, Apki beti se shadi, Usa ka viza, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 7 eight bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa, Un ki shadi karwo dun us okay unhealthy ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.









  • 1 Larki ki dua
  • 1 larki ki dua Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi, Sab hello ki tasveerain jala dungi, Ek tum hello raho homosexual is dil primary, Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,









  • Har ek say mil raha hai bari aajzi k sath
  • Hum say bichar kay us ka takabbur bikhar gaya faraz Har ek say mil raha hai bari aajzi okay sath









  • Ankhain teri raat ko jaagna chor dain
  • khoobsurat aankhain teri raat ko jaagna choor day, khud ba khud neend aa jayegi tu mujhey soochna choor day. Good Night









  • Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai
  • Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai, Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai, Kia is okay peechay koi PLAN hai, Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p









  • Jeenay Ki Kasam Khai Hy …
  • Tere Hijra’n Se Ta’aluq Nibhane Okay Liye Humney is Saal Bhi Jeenay Ki Kasam Khai Hy …









  • Woh khud ko bay-wafa nahi kehtaa
  • Woh kehta rehta hay, bari majbooriyan hain waqt ki Saaf lafzon mein woh khud ko bay-wafa nahi kehtaa









  • Sapurd-e-Khaak Kar Dala
  • ‘Sapurd-e-Khaak Kar Dala Teri Aankho’n Ki Masti Ny FARAZ …’ ‘Hazaro’n Saal g Letey Agar Tera Deedar Na Hota …’









  • 1 nafrat hi nahi dard ka sabab
  • Aik nafrat hee nahi duniya mein dard ka sabab Faraz… MOHABBAT bhi sakoon walon ko bari takleef deti hain.









  • Near of far wherever u r – Happy Raksha Bandhan
  • Near of far wherever u r, My greatest needs r with U, Tum jiyo hazaron saal, May success & pleasure be yours on a regular basis, Yehi hai meri want dil se! Happy Raksha Bandhan









  • *Nice patriotic story*
  • *Nice patriotic story* 1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha, or har waqt issues ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha. Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap okay marne hello wala tha okay gentle chali gaye pakistani sari nafrat bhool okay khushi bola “Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad”









  • Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain
  • Aaj badal kalay gehray hain, aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain, Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon okay, bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,









  • Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna
  • Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi qaatil okay hawalay kar doon SAAHIL Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhay acha nahi lagta









  • Great collection of roman urdu ghazal sms messages. below are some of the most common keywords used to search ghazals:- bahut khoobsurat ghazal , urdu ghazals , hindi ghazals , pakistani ghazals









  • Pehchaan lena agar kahi hum mile aapse
  • koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse… ye aarzo hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse… bas ek baat ki bari umeed hai apse… pehchaan lena agar kahi hum mile aapse…











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